Quotes - Thoughtful and Witty!!!

Every now and then, I come across funny, witty and thought provoking quotes. I usually jot them down and forget where I had saved the last journal. Here after, this blog will be updated on a regular basis whenever I come across a thing which I can laugh on or think on!!

Funny Quotes --
1. You live in an age when pizza reaches your home before police.

2. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch



3. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them you are a mile away and have their shoes. 

4. It matters not whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose.

Thought Provoking Quotes --
1. Cowardice asks the question, is it safeExpediency asks the question, is it politic?         
   Vanity asks the question, is it popularBut Conscience asks the question, is it right? -- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. 

2. There comes a time when one must take a position  that is neither safe nor popular, but he must take it because his conscience tells him that it is right. -- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.


3. Mind is never the problem - mindset it. Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it. 


4. In the war of practicality, innocence is the biggest prisoner (saw in http://www.gyanban.com/)

5. What can be measured, can be improved!